Dreamscape

Hey, I'm Matty, 22. I'm a guitarist/songwriter who often drifts into the dream world to escape from reality

a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

(via among-my-frivolous-thoughts)

Here’s what our parents never taught us

                                   Shinji Moon

(Source: astrocas, via fallingwinchester)

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

(via oliveoilorangejuice)

kardashy:

its impossible to watch this and be sad

(via oceanowllove)

  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

(via opulent-ecstasy)